Sunday, March 31, 2013

Doubly failed PseudoSupermum

Being in possession of all these qualifications does not, apparently, render me capable of getting ink stains out of undergraduate chinos - even with ink stain remover.  Nor can I remove  in-ground Cambridge mud from the seat and ankles of same.  I've scrubbed, scrubbed and scrubbed again.  (Does that make me a little scrubber?  No, don't answer that.)

AND the oven wasn't hot enough to make the beef casserole tender, though it was certainly in long enough.

Washing: 20% success.  That's a fail.
Cooking: 30% success.  Still a fail.
Fox deterrent applied in garden - results pending.
Simnel cake baking - results pending.

Not Really My Day.  Though the congregation sang with gusto and liked my communion music, so that at least scored!

Saturday, March 30, 2013

Failed PseudoSupermum

Believe me - not a pair there!

I can graduate with a doctorate.  I can publish a book.  But I can't get three boys to put PAIRS of socks in the wash. 

Failed PseudoSupermum.  

(And before you say it - the white socks are NOT from the same pair!)